Squat Poem


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Ved ikke om det er en repost, jeg har i hvert fald ikke set det før.

Squattin, by Dale Clark

Way down this road in a gym far away

A young man was once heard to say

Ive repped high, and Ive repped low

No matter what I do my legs wont grow

He tried leg extensions, leg curls, leg presses too

Trying to cheat these sissy workouts hed do

From the corner of the gym where the big men train

Through a cloud of chalk and the midst of pain

Where the big iron rides high and threatens lives

Where the noise is made with big forty fives

A deep voice bellowed as he wrapped his knees

A very big man with legs like trees

Laughing as he snatched another plate from the stack

Chalking his hands and his monstrous back

Said "Boy stop lying and dont say you've forgotten

Trouble with you is you aint been squattin"

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BIG LAUGHS... I trådens ånd er her en lille sag af Skjold :

Santa Quads is Coming to Town

You better squat hard

you better not cry

you better not pout

I'm telling you why

Santa Quads is coming to town

he's setting a max

he's repping it twice

he's going to find out

who's puny or nice

Santa Quads is coming to town

He sees you when you're training

he knows when you're awake

he knows if you've been bad or good

so be squatting for goodness sake!

So you better squat hard

you better not cry

you better not pout

I'm telling you why

Santa Quads is coming to town

The girls and boys in muscleland

will have a jubilee

they're gonna build a monster quad

all around the squat-stativee

so you better squat now

you better not cry

you better not pout

I'm telling you why

Santa Quads is coming to town.

:w00t:  :wink:

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

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