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The solution was "no-bake cookies." Simply mix protein powder with uncooked oatmeal and natural peanut butter (or any nut butter really, like walnut or almond). Mush them all together into "cookies." Eat 'em, train your balls off, get big.

And I mean "get big" literally. Lowery reminisced that their research subjects would blow past the university weight room regulars in gains.

"It wasn't uncommon to see our guys put 20 pounds on their bench press and considerably more on their leg press — as well as about five pounds of body mass — during semesters when our research team was collecting data. Better training plus the protein/calorie cookies were clearly effective."

Exact ratios of ingredients? Play with it, then reply to this article and let us know your favorite blend. Hey, if it works for test subjects in experiments, it'll work for you, lab wabbit.

Dr. Lowery's "Utility" Lab Rabbit Cookies

Ingredients (makes 4 cookies)

1.0 Cups Old-Fashioned Oatmeal [raw]

4 heaping Tbsp. Omega-3 Peanut Butter

2 Scoops Low-Carb Metabolic Drive, chocolate

1/4 Cup Water or Skim Milk to allow for mixing

And Lowery provided the nutrient breakdown per cookie:

kcal: 212

Pro: 13g

Carb: 18g (3g fiber)

Fat: 11g

Try not to eat the whole batch in one sitting, unless you're a little skinny bastard. Keep leftovers in the fridge.

Here's my own version that's pretty damn good. It's fairly close to the original, but with a few "Emeril-esque" refinements:

Chris's "Gourmet" Lab Rabbit Cookies

Ingredients

1.5 Cups Old-Fashioned Oatmeal [toasted or raw]

3/4 Cup Natural Peanut Butter or Almond Butter

2-3 Scoops Low-Carb Metabolic Drive, chocolate

1 Cup Organic, Unsweetened Coconut Flakes

Just enough water to allow easy mixing

Directions

Toss the oatmeal into a bowl. Toss the protein powder and coconut on top of it. Add peanut butter and just a little warm water and mash it all together with your grubby paws. Form into cookies (or even just balls) then roll them in a plate of extra coconut flakes if you'd like.

Elller den dovne:

http://www.sshealthfoods.com/pages.php?page=lt.bars&details=0033

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I weekenden stod den på mor OG svigermors kødgryder 4mewantfood.gif hvilket resulterede i en morgenvægt på 80 kilogram!

I dag var det morgentræning med fødselsdagsbarnet Jhax kl. blink.gif

WS4SB Washed up meat-head template:

Max Effort Upper Body: Uge 2 / dag 1

BB. Floor Press:

1 x 5 x 60kg

1 x 5 x 80kg

1 x 5 x 90kg

1 x 3 x 100kg

1 x 3 x 105kg

Flat DB. Bench Press:

1 x 12 x 36kg

1 x 10 x 36kg

1 x 8 x 36kg

Supersæt A

A1) DB. Rows:

1 x 12 x 41kg

1 x 12 x 52kg

1 x 12 x 52kg

1 x 12 x 52kg

A2) Band Pull-Aparts:

1 x 15 x Red Band

1 x 15 x Red Band

1 x 15 x Red Band

1 x 15 x Red Band

Supersæt B

B1) Behind the back Barbell Shrugs:

1 x 12 x 70kg

1 x 12 x 70kg

1 x 12 x 70kg

1 x 12 x 70kg

Easy, men sad godt i trapz!

B2) Zottmann curls:

1 x 10 x 13,5kg

1 x 10 x 13,5kg

1 x 10 x 13,5kg

1 x 10 x 13,5kg

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Jhax: Nu går det jo helt af sig selv, men er muligvis alligevel med på den "dovne" udgave - skal du bestille ?

TRS: Har ik' rigtig kørt KB snatch længe, så sku lige igang igen! Har du prøvet curls m. Fat Gripz?

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WS4SB Washed up meat-head template:

Max Effort Lower Body: Uge 2 / dag 2

Opvarmning: (for) lidt mobilitetsøvelser + udstrækning.

Box Squat:

1 x 5 x 60kg

1 x 5 x 80kg

1 x 5 x 100kg

1 x 5 x 110kg

1 x 5 x 130kg

Jeg har ik' lavet nok rehab for ballen, og der er kontant afregning!

BB. Reverse Lunge, front foot elevated:

1 x 10/10 x 40kg

1 x 10/10 x 40kg

1 x 10/10 x 40kg

Rack Pulls:

1 x 12 x 70kg

1 x 10 x 120kg

1 x 10 x 160kg

1 x 10 x 170kg

1 x 10 x 180kg

Cable Pull Throughs:

1 x 12 x 60

1 x 12 x 60

1 x 12 x 60

1 x 12 x 60

Ab Circuit (m. Sprinter situps, V-ups, Hip-ups og Toe-Touches):

1 x 15 x BW

1 x 15 x BW

1 x 15 x BW

Endnu en tidlig morgentræning feat. Jhax 4disguise.gif Blir aldrig mit favorittræningstidspunkt!

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Rep. Max: Uge 2 / dag 3

Opvarmning: Sjipning + lidt mobilitetsøvelser.

Flat DB Bench Press:

1 x 10 x 23,5kg

1 x 15 x 33,5kg

1 x 15 x 33,5kg

1 x 12 x 33,5kg

Supersæt A

A1) Pullups:

1 x 12 x 15kg

1 x 10 x 15kg

1 x 10 x 15kg

1 x 12 x 15kg

Rigtig god power i trækkemekanismen under tilråb i the gym. Tror godt, jeg kan naile 15 reps med 15kg! Mit nye chin/dip-bælte rocks! cool.gif

A2) Seated DB "power cleans":

1 x 10 x 13,5kg

1 x 10 x 13,5kg

1 x 10 x 13,5kg

1 x 10 x 13,5kg

Double Kettlebell Press:

1 x 10 x 24kg

1 x 10 x 24kg

1 x 10 x 24kg - push press på sidste to reps.

Supersæt B

B1) DB. Shrugs:

1 x 15 x 52kg

1 x 15 x 52kg

1 x 15 x 52kg

1 x 15 x 52kg

Må skuffe TRS og vedkende mig brugen af straps! blush.gif

B2) DB. triceps extensions:

1 x 10 x 13,5kg

1 x 10 x 13,5kg

1 x 10 x 13,5kg

1 x 12 x 13,5kg

Sluttede af med 8 sæt @ 10/10 reps med CoC#1 for at gøre TRS gad igen!!! wub.gif

Efterfølgende fik jeg props for min vinterhakkethed i omklædningsrummet af (vist nok?) Karl Æg her fra MOL - no homo!

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Rama: Jeg tror nu, at Kaufe-skatte-bassen hentyder til den her flotte fyr: DBM ab-circuit tongue.gif

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A1) Pullups:

1 x 12 x 15kg

1 x 10 x 15kg

1 x 10 x 15kg

1 x 12 x 15kg

Rigtig god power i trækkemekanismen under tilråb i the gym. Tror godt, jeg kan naile 15 reps med 15kg! Mit nye chin/dip-bælte rocks! cool.gif

Solide pullups som altid, og godt at høre bæltet virker.

Kunne man lokke et billede ud af dig med bæltet i aktion?

A2) Seated DB "power cleans":

1 x 10 x 13,5kg

1 x 10 x 13,5kg

1 x 10 x 13,5kg

1 x 10 x 13,5kg

Tihi. :laugh:

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Fredags Junkyard-Cardio:

Kettlebell Snatch:

1 x 10/10 x 24kg

1 x 10/10 x 24kg

1 x 10/10 x 24kg

1 x 10/10 x 24kg

1 x 10/10 x 24kg

1 x 10/10 x 24kg

1 x 10/10 x 24kg

1 x 10/10 x 24kg

1 x 10/10 x 24kg

1 x 10/10 x 24kg

Bonus: 1 stk. blodig vabel smile.gif

Sluttede af med udstrækning + mobilitetsøvelser.

WS4SB Washed up meat-head template:

Vanity Day: Uge 2 / dag 4

L-Lateral Raises + External Rotation:

1 x 10 x 10kg

1 x 10 x 10kg

1 x 10 x 10kg

1 x 10 x 10kg

1 x 10 x 10kg

Lateral Raises:

1 x 12 x 18,5kg

1 x 12 x 18,5kg

1 x 12 x 18,5kg

1 x 12 x 18,5kg

Chest supported DB. Rows:

1 x 12 x 23,5kg

1 x 12 x 28,5kg

1 x 12 x 28,5kg

1 x 12 x 28,5kg

Rear Incline Flyers:

1 x 10 x 11kg

1 x 10 x 11kg

1 x 10 x 11kg

Supersæt A

A1) DB. Incline Curls:

1 x 10 x 18,5kg

1 x 8 x 18,5kg

1 x 8 x 18,5kg

A2) High Pully Triceps ext.:

1 x 12 x 40

1 x 12 x 40

1 x 12 x 40

EZ-Bar Curls:

1 x 12 x 37,5kg

1 x 12 x 37,5kg

1 x 12 x 37,5kg

Måske lavede jeg et sæt mere - dunno!

Dragon Flags:

1 x 10 x BW

1 x 10 x BW

1 x 10 x BW

Swiss Ball Crunches:

1 x 25 x BW

1 x 25 x BW

1 x 25 x BW

Sluttede af med 5 sæt m. fat bar wrist roller for det ik' sku blive ALT for vanity! laugh.gif

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Rama: Jeg synes de er hårdere i min version, da jeg forsøger at undgå pauser.

MaxPower: Skal nok forsøge at skyde et pic ..... @ hi hi ikke forstået?!? Det er en ret hård øvelse for trapz+delts.

Junker: Tror faktisk jeg skal reppe ud i pullups mandag ... men tvivler lidt på PR!

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"Seated db power cleans" lyder enormt meget som cheat curls, men måske der er noget jeg misser? :bigsmile:

Arhmenforhelved, Maxpower.... hvis jeg laver cheat curls, er det altså med mere end 13,5kg cool.gif Du ka' se øvelsen her:

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Arhmenforhelved, Maxpower.... hvis jeg laver cheat curls, er det altså med mere end 13,5kg cool.gif Du ka' se øvelsen her:

LOL @ mig :laugh:

Jeg må nok indrømme jeg bare lollede af navnet tror jeg og ikke bemærkede kg'erne.

Den ser dejlig ud for skuldrene.

Lettere misvisende navn dog ift hvad man normalt forstår ved et power clean - der er sådan lidt mere Cuban press over den. :wink:

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WS4SB Washed up meat-head template:

Max Effort Upper Body: Uge 3 / dag 1

Opvarmning: Upper Body mobility

BB. Incline Bænk:

1 x 5 x 50kg

1 x 5 x 70kg

1 x 5 x 80kg

1 x 5 x 90kg

1 x 3 x 95kg

Pullups:

1 x 29 x BW

1 x 15 x BW

Fuckede op i min rytme på første sæt, så måtte nøjes med 29 - var nok til mere!

Supersæt A

A1) BB. Rows:

1 x 12 x 90kg

1 x 10 x 100kg

1 x 10 x 100kg

1 x 10 x 100kg

A2) Kettlebell Renegade Rows:

1 x 12 x 24kg

1 x 12 x 24kg

1 x 12 x 24kg

1 x 12 x 24kg

Dips:

1 x 15 x 25kg

1 x 15 x 25kg

1 x 15 x 25kg

Db. Hammer Curls:

1 x 12 x 23,5kg

1 x 12 x 23,5kg

1 x 12 x 23,5kg

1 x 12 x 23,5kg

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MaxPower: Enig, men nu har jeg underkastet mig Defranco, så han får lov til at bestemme øvelsesnavne! laugh.gif

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WS4SB Washed up meat-head template:

Max Effort Lower Body: Uge 3 / dag 2

Front Squat:

1 x 3 x 50kg

1 x 3 x 70kg

1 x 3 x 80kg

1 x 3 x 100kg

1 x 1 x 120kg

Jeg pussyede ud - der var bare ikke til mere i dag!

Bulgarian Split Squat:

1 x 10/10 x 26kg

1 x 10/10 x 26kg

1 x 10/10 x 26kg

Rack Pulls:

1 x 10 x 100kg

1 x 10 x 150kg

1 x 10 x 180kg

1 x 5 x 200kg

Glute Ham Raises:

1 x 12 x BW

1 x 12 x BW

1 x 12 x BW

Hanging Leg Raises w. Twist:

1 x 12 x BW

1 x 12 x BW

1 x 12 x BW

1 x 12 x BW

Virkelig presset på søvsiden! blink.gif

Approved og repped.

Disapproved and negged.

+ 1!!! Din fucking MASKINE!!!!!!! :king: :king: :king: :king: :king: :king: :king: :king: :king: :king:

Mr chinup pinup!!!

Ja, der er god styrke i trækkemekanismen pt. Det sjove er, at jeg er (mindst) lige så stærk i pullups, som dengang jeg gik specifikt efter det! Og ja, det er lidt werid; min bænk sucker bigtime, men jeg har forholdsvis store pecs - Min rygstyrke er forholdsvis ok-ish, men den halter nok lidt bagefter masse-mæssigt. Hmmm, måske man bytte rundt på træningsrutinerne laugh.gif

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WS4SB Washed up meat-head template:

Rep. Max: Uge 3 / dag 3

Opvarmning: Lidt mobilitets-og skulderhalløj

Bænkpres:

1 x 5 x 50kg

1 x 5 x 60kg

1 x 19 x 80kg

1 x 15 x 80kg

19 reps med næsten BW gav et godt pump på kasserne!

Supersæt A

A1) Pullups:

1 x 10 x 20kg

1 x 10 x 20kg

1 x 8 x 20kg

1 x 8 x 20kg

Muligvis en rep PR med 20 kilogramz

A2) Band pull-aparts:

1 x 15 x Red band

1 x 15 x Red band

1 x 15 x Red band

1 x 15 x Red band

Bradford Press:

1 x 10 x 40kg

1 x 10 x 40kg

1 x 10 x 40kg

Supersæt B

B1) DB. Shrughs:

1 x 15 x 52kg

1 x 15 x 52kg

1 x 15 x 52kg

1 x 15 x 52kg

B2) Close Grip bænk m. fat gripz:

1 x 15 x 60kg

1 x 12 x 60kg

1 x 12 x 60kg

1 x 12 x 60kg

The Morten Svane aka. "Essensen" triceps ladder:

1 x 12 x BW

1 x 12 x BW

1 x 10 x BW

1 x 8 x BW

Ohhhhh teh burn!

Full Contact Twist:

1 x 12 x 50kg

1 x 12 x 50kg

1 x 12 x 50kg

1 x 12 x 50kg

I nat sov fik jeg for første gang denne uge mere end 3 timers uafbrudt søvn = win!

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